Funny Boys

Victor: Do you know what is in our eggs this morning? Fish.
Me: Really? Are they swimming around in your eggs?
Victor: No!
He shows me the pink bits of salmon.
Victor: See, these orange things are fish. But they are a little bit killed.

Lunchtime conversation about biblical manhood.
Me: What do you think the Bible tells us about how men should be? Should they be proud or humble?
 Victor: Humble.
Me: Do you think they should be good leaders or always waiting around for somebody else to do things?
Victor: That's a good question.
Me: They should be good leaders.
Josiah: I'm a good eater.
Victor: Not a good eater, a good leader.
Josiah: I'm a good leader.

Okay, well, we'll work on that.