Preparation for Worship

This Sunday morning's preparation for worship:

Wake up when Ben's alarm goes off, sleep until he comes in to say good-bye
Wake up before Victor and roll out of bed
Bible time, until I realize this may be my only chance for a shower
Shower and put on pajama pants, because it's way too early to put on church clothes
Hear a cute little munchkin talking away in his crib and say good morning to Victor
Feed said cute and hungry little munchkin
Burp munchkin, wipe spit off pajama pants, and be thankful I didn't put on church clothes
Bounce Victor on my lap for attempt 2 at Bible time
Hear suspicious sound, smell suspicious odor, feel suspicious warmth, and see suspicious mustard-colored stain spreading down Victor's sleeper leg and onto my pajama pants
Bring mustard-covered baby into bathroom and place gently on floor
Clean little bottom and dispose of diaper
Clean bathroom floor
Run bath and bathe little munchkin
Put munchkin into church onesie, with bib, since it is still too early for church clothes
Put sleeper, towel, and pajama pants in laundry room to soak in Oxy-clean
Put on 2nd pair of pajama pants, thankful I didn't put on church clothes
Back into the living room for attempt 3 at Bible time
Put pants on Victor
Put on church clothes
Drive to church to worship Jesus